“Hi folks welcome to my wonderful world of slutty girls! Yes if you like cute babes clad in stockings, little skirts, high heels and all sorts of other kinky clobber, getting shafted, by moi, then you’ve come to the right place! They’re all here; old, young, tall, small, fattish…..thin, all with one thing in common……….a hunger for dick! So, come on down and watch in wonder as I entice girls off the street, with my “£500.00 Challenges” or simply, “How much for a shag?” routine. I don’t care, all babes are welcome, if they’ve got a pulse, they’re in!!!”
I am afraid CJ is so damn hot, that she puts the HOT into Hottentot and far too much to fit into just one week. Anyway this week I get to fuck her cute, tight, little arse which was quite a struggle to get into, but I persevered! That is true British grit for you! Like Hillary climbing Everest, OK, he was a New Zealander, but sort of British by default…
People have been writing in saying, “Jim, why can’t every week be school uniform week?” Well in a perfect world it would be, but girls should be able to wear other stuff as well. Having said that, here’s the lovely, student, Lucy, IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM. Yet sagin The Cap’n Birdseye of porn has set sail and trawled in another tasty catch of the day. Lucy was a film school student who was eager to find out how we make films in the world of porn. I think she expected to find catering trucks, jibs, gaffers and so on, not an old git in a suit with his dick hanging out!
Paige took up the role of “Sexy school-girl” with gusto and I thought that she looked fucking sexy walking around in her heels and stockings. It’s amazing that a girl could transform from a normal woman going shopping, to a sex crazed anal slut in the space of 30 minutes from meeting her. It makes you wonder how many supposedly innocent, “Normal” females pass you every day, whether it be on the road or in a shop, that in the correct circumstances could also turn into sex-mad slutesses!
This week Lara and I scour the streets, yet again in search of fresh meat! This time we meet a lovely blonde by the name of Jordan. Little did I know that Lara had her beady eye on the leggy blonde and was already plotting her cunning plan to engage the lovely Jordan in some HOT- MINGE-MUNCHING-SEAMED-STOCKINGS-HIGH-HEELED-LESBO-ACTION! I reckon I could get a job writing for Readers Wives with that kind of talk. Which begs the question, can you buy Readers Wives if you are not married? Surely there should be a mag called, Readers Partners, this would be much more PC surely? Anyway to make things simple I got chucked off set and Lara and Jordan got down to it!